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Louis van Gaal wants Manchester United extra ‘horny’ for big games

by James Dator
Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Motivating players is always an interesting pursuit. Every coach and manager has their own approach, and it just so happens that Louis van Gaal’s is to ensure his Manchester United players are “horny.”

Van Gaal equates desire to horniness, which might technically be true but ... not quite. Hearing it from van Gaal is just so ... off-putting.

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