Roger Goodell dabbed, officially ruining it for everyone


We had something beautiful, Internet. In the past, I’ve sympathized with old folks who dabbed because I saw it as a way to connect with the youth. I thought that notion was beautiful. And then Roger Goodell had to mess everything up on Friday during a segment on Good Morning America.
“The dab will never die” is a sentence I once wrote. Disregard that. I hereby declare the dab officially over.











