I ate a gold-covered hot dog at Super Bowl 50

- Hot dog

- Covered in gold flakes

- The peppers are pretty good

- Filled with some sort of goo (cheese???)

- Makes you want a drink very badly

- Did not have a drink

- LEPRECHAUN TRICKS (see below)

Levi’s Stadium leprechaun-in-chief Megan keeps the gold flakes in a box in her pouch. (It either says “for food decoration” or “this is poisonous don’t eat a goddamn metal are you even serious how have have you even lived this long if you just eat everything the internet tells you to, come on.”)

Despite attempts to harvest the gold flakes 1. for profit 2. for flavor analysis, no flavor could be located. The flakes seemed to dissolve as soon as they got wet, which is a textbook leprechaun trick.

7/10, would eat a gold-covered hot dog again but would require a drink