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If Bernie Sanders’ political strategy is as good as his mid-range jumper, he’s going to be president

Bernie Sanders clinched an impressive victory in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday night. And he celebrated the win with jump shots.

Somewhere, Tim Duncan is probably nodding along in approval at the form of those jumpers off the glass. Sanders is apparently a bucket making machine, drilling shot after shot. Were they long shots? No. But Sanders is all about a lot of small donations over big contributions so his efficiency in short shots should come as no surprise.

Not only will Sanders never give the rock up in a game of make-it, take-it, he’ll also demand the ball, even while playing with his grandchildren.

If Sanders wins the presidency, maybe he and President Obama can play a game of one-on-one before giving over the White House keys.

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