Yoenis Cespedes’ new ride is 1 horsepower
Can you guess what he took to work on Tuesday?
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Yoenis Cespedes is quickly becoming the most interesting man in baseball. Last week he drove a Polaris Slingshot and a Lamborghini to work and on Monday he bought $7,000 pig -- because he could. Things were a little different on Tuesday. Can you guess what he rode to work? We’ll give you a hint: It likes oats and neighs.
That’s right ... it was the Lovecraftian nightmare that is Cthulhu!
JUST KIDDING! IT WAS A HORSE!
This is a great way to get to work for a baseball player and cow poke alike. Cespedes has morphed from a rich dude driving expensive cars to a rich dude riding expensive animals. That Cthulhu thing was just a joke -- don’t worry. Trying to saddle and ride the High Priest of the Great Old Ones would be difficult to do and probably result in the devouring of your soul. That said, it is a logical final conclusion for the end of training camp.
Ride on, Yoenis. Ride on.
Seriously!!! pic.twitter.com/7zwb9okOCH
— New York Mets (@Mets) March 1, 2016
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