The Broncos lost Peyton Manning to retirement. Then they lost Brock Osweiler to the Texans. Now the defending Super Bowl champions don’t have a quarterback and people are *freaking out*.
Emmanuel Sanders is scouting Uncle Rico and more fictional quarterbacks for the Broncos
Luckily, Emmanuel Sanders has a solution.
#BreakingNews Uncle Rico considered real target to fill QB void. Has great experience throwing n or over mountains. pic.twitter.com/2cgoYX5445
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
He has that clutch gene you want in your QB. When the game is on the line his confidence grows. https://t.co/utyCVPHu21
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
Source close 2 team "love his arm action. Throws 1/4 mile - w/ thin air at mile high, range is full mile." https://t.co/j8FfzcB5HH
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
Sanders tweeted an Uncle Rico and then his timeline got very silly. Followers started sending him fictional quarterback options and he went and scouted them all.
1.
@ESanders_10 Bring Brucie for a try out! #LooseyBrucie pic.twitter.com/gTfyihPh2K
— Carlos Murcia (@cemurcia90) March 10, 2016
According to my sources, negotiations w/ Brucie broke down after he lied about incarceration record. https://t.co/WouIs8aYWE
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
2.
@ESanders_10 sources say Earl Megget is on the free agency market as well pic.twitter.com/GAiR8TYwsJ
— Scuba Steeze (@conike_5280) March 10, 2016
Hahaha Nelly was raw though. "Look at that lil Megget go." https://t.co/Wwc1LW6DbY
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
3.
Here's our new starting QB! Lol @ESanders_10 pic.twitter.com/uKWCmDGjyY
— Batman (@BobbyDip89) March 10, 2016
Willy B. Was on radar. The QB butt heads w/ the teams superstar super talented WR regarding who got PM parking spot. https://t.co/6OvhMKbxYw
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
4.
What about Mike Winchell? @ESanders_10 pic.twitter.com/1sxAe9Cz2A
— Andres Valdez Jr (@AyeValdez702) March 10, 2016
I love the fit. His Texas roots gives him a competitive edge I just don't think he's ready for the big stage. https://t.co/OEPYN4f7I7
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
5.
@ESanders_10 Need a QB? This guy might help... pic.twitter.com/cpMPpQsLkT
— Octavius Maximus™⚽ (@CBoyd_07) March 10, 2016
Dang, Rock played QB too? https://t.co/cAcRY1hSQ7
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
6.
@ESanders_10 He might be young, but how about giving Matt Saracen a shot at throwing passes your way? pic.twitter.com/MWBr0UqVu0
— Ty Walden (@tyflyguy15) March 10, 2016
This guy is getting a lot of nominations. I have no clue who he is. Where can I find his game tape? https://t.co/uyhMxdPbvm
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
7.
@ESanders_10 hey, what about a little giant? pic.twitter.com/vJzqiLUf12
— Blake Loo (@BlakeLoo) March 10, 2016
Voices arent deep enuf 2 command huddle respect but the Annexation of Puerto Rico should b added 2 red zone package https://t.co/tQ7SictYB1
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
8.
@ESanders_10 This FA has the moxy to handle the pressure. After all, he did turn down a whipped cream bikini once. pic.twitter.com/EiR07k2khJ
— Michael Shockley (@mhshockley) March 10, 2016
Below-avg decision-making & poise. Seems to shy away when things get hard. https://t.co/OrvJjKVVhB
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
Even the Broncos kicker applied!
Pick me @ESanders_10, Pick me #KickerQB
— Brandon McManus (@thekidmcmanus) March 10, 2016
No Brandon. You don't get to apply. You have a job. You have one job. https://t.co/a1c69eMIZW
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
Before you get too upset, remember: Sports is just for fun!
Hahah Emmanuel Sanders shading his own team: https://t.co/DpC0D3pzGP
— Telisa Clarke (@TelisaClarke) March 10, 2016
Nah just making light of situation... Everybody keeps asking me what's gonna happen and I have no clue. https://t.co/ZFvdWabV3G
— Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016
