The Undertaker turned 51 on Thursday, and to celebrate, Onnit fitness company delivered the WWE star a cake. There’s no doubt he’ll work off the sweets, given that he can still lift a lot of weight at his age.
Not even a birthday cake can make the Undertaker smile
Happy 51st birthday, Undertaker! Okay, maybe not that happy. Please don’t hurt us.
Happy Birthday to our friend The Undertaker! Hope you enjoyed the hell in a cell cake. #wwe #wrestlemania #GetOnnit pic.twitter.com/c987xZCyUh
— Onnit (@Onnit) March 24, 2016
But there are a few things I really love about this photo Onnit tweeted:
1. It’s the Undertaker’s birthday and he looks like the most serious person on Earth. Maybe he’s staying in character, or maybe he looks like that all the time, and deep down, he’s happy he got a cake for his birthday. He’s probably a kindred spirit with Gregg Popovich. Either way, Undertaker does not f*** around.
2. His cake has his actual name, Mark Calaway. Not that it’s a secret -- even Vince McMahon’s said it on Stone Cold’s podcast -- but if the Undertaker wasn’t standing next to this cake, you’d probably think it was addressed to a wrestling fan named Mark. (Like me.)
3. This is supposed to be a Hell in a Cell cake, but because an actual Hell in a Cell has the top covered, this is technically more like a steel cage cake.
4. THERE’S AN UNDERTAKER ACTION FIGURE ON THE CAGE.
5. Seriously, the Undertaker looks so serious in this photo. It’s like if you approached him while singing “Happy Birthday,” he’d most likely grab you by the neck and choke slam you.
6. Now I want Undertaker’s Hell in a Cell match at WrestleMania to take place on top of a huge cake.
