Basketball fans may remember Adam Morrison from having a really gross mustache in college. As it turns out, the mustache wasn’t just a fashion statement, it was apparently a way of life.
Adam Morrison has a fully stocked apocalypse bunker
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Kyle Wiltjer, current Gonzaga star, shared some interesting insight into the strange life of Adam Morrison Friday on Pardon My Take, a podcast hosted by @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter.
“The guy is fully equipped if there was an apocalypse. He’s got food stashed away, everything. So he could survive everything.”
Okay, everyone has food. Maybe this isn’t really anything. Maybe Kyle is exaggerating. What else does he have, Kyle? Why does he have it, Kyle?
“Guns, everything. He’s got a bunker. Everything...I haven’t fully seen it. I’ve just heard the myth, and I’ve talked to him about it. But he’s definitely fully-equipped. He’s got food, everything, if anything went down. He thinks something’s going down with politics or something, because if you ever ask him a political question, you will get a great answer.”
Apparently you can take the creepy mustache off the face, but you can never take the creepy mustache out of the heart.
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