The latest Spurs hair art is a disturbingly lifelike Boban Marjanovic
Spurs hair art is a San Antonio tradition. Let’s take a closer look.
San Antonio players appearing in the hair of Spurs fans is quickly becoming an epidemic in south Texas, and the latest victim is Boban Marjanovic. Look at this!
All these examples of hair art appear to be mostly the work of Rob The Original, a San Antonio-based barber. The list of Spurs players who have appeared on top of fans' heads is growing quickly -- the list now includes Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, Tony Parker, Matt Bonner and LaMarcus Aldridge, as well as another example of Boban.
THIS JUST HAPPENED. pic.twitter.com/H6OZ1dlspH
— San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) January 16, 2016
This brings up an important question: what is the proper ranking for “Spurs Players Whom You Would Want To Pay Someone To Shave Onto Your Head”? The following list is indisputable, flawless and final.
1. Boris Diaw
2. Boban Marjanovic
3. Kawhi Leonard (you'd get a little patch of cornrows on the side of your head to represent his hair)
4. Tim Duncan
5. Tony Parker
6. Patty Mills
7. Matt Bonner
8. David West (avoid mirrors, though, because your haircut will glare at you and it will be terrifying)
9. Andre Miller
11. Danny Green
12. Jonathon Simmons
13. Kyle Anderson (please don't be the guy who gets Kyle Anderson's likeness cut into your hair)
14. Kevin Martin
15. Manu Ginobili (it’s just a bald spot on the back of your head)
Not rated: Gregg Popovich, who would materialize out of nowhere to slap the clippers out of your hands if you ever attempted to do it.
