Cristiano Ronaldo is half-man, half-abdominal muscles
Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo! You and Real Madrid defeated Barcelona in El Clasico! How are you going to celebrate? By flexing on the gram? That’s great!
But let’s take a look at how Cristiano is flexing on the gram. It’s not just Cristiano Ronaldo, the person and athlete. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo, abdominal muscles 1 through 8 and company. Each one of his abs holds this je ne sais quoi that almost connotes a distinct personality in every muscle.
But can you blame the guy? If we looked like that, we would find any excuse to show off the meticulously sculpted abs that deserve to be chiseled in marble just to preserve the memory of them so that future generations can admire them.
Just.
Look.
At.
Them.
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