And now, here’s a re-written version of The Proclaimers’ “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles),” but it’s about Marc Gasol going through rehab after breaking his right foot and going through surgery in February.
Marc Gasol would walk ‘500 Miles’ to rehab his surgically repaired foot
(Ahem.)
“When I wake up, well, I know I’m gonna be / I’m gonna be the Marc who rehabs next to you,
When I go out, yeah, I know I’m gonna be / I’m gonna be Gasol-in’ ass right next to you,
With my foot fixed, well, I know I’m gonna be / I’m gonna be tread-milling right in front of you,
And if I’m singing, yeah, I know I’m gonna be / I’m gonna be singing this song -- right here, this one right here and it goes ...“
BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES, AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE, ‘COS I’M MARC GASOL WHO’LL WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
DA-LAT-DA. (DA-LAT-DA.) DA-LAT-DA. (DA-LAT-DA.) DA-LAT-DA. DA-DA-DA DUN-LIDDLE UN-LIDDLE UN-LIDDLE UH-DA-DA
(Get well soon, Gasol.)
