The Steelers are using ‘robots’ to hunt players for sport and probably for football

Football is scary. Huge, athletic men run around with the sole purpose of tackling you to the ground. There’s a lot of head injuries. Somehow, the Steelers made it scarier. They added FOOTBALL ROBOTS. (Robot probably isn’t the best word, but I don’t have a better one, and they are clearly robotized.)

Presumably, this helps simulate defenders running at players without actually wasting the energy of players in practice. In actuality, it’s just a matter of time before these robotized punching bags become sentient and overwhelmed the human race, one NFL game at a time.

When the uprising happens, please spare me.