Juan Uribe took a line drive off the bat of Mike Trout directly to the junk. Sounds like something that could have been prevented by a cup, correct?
Juan Uribe used a testicular contusion from a ground ball to the groin to humblebrag about genital size
Juan Uribe (testicular contusion) said no BP today. Asked why he doesn't use a cup, he said: "I don't think the trainers have my size." Oh.
— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) June 13, 2016
Uh, that explains that. Unless of course he was kidding ...
Juan Uribe said today he doesn't wear a cup because the trainers don't have one in his size.... Then he said I'm serious.
— Andre Knott (@DreKnott) June 13, 2016
Nope. Dead serious.
Honestly, taking a heater off the bat of one of the best players in the game seems like a really unnecessary way of letting the world know you’re swinging an elephant trunk, but you have to respect the commitment. Could have just accidentally had his pants fall down during a game or something, but regardless secret’s out now.
More Uribe. First thought after being hit in groin, "No more babies." He says he feels better today.
— paul hoynes (@hoynsie) June 13, 2016
That part sucks though.
