A man ate horse s**t at the Cavaliers parade

Alright, we should give y’all a fair warning: the video you’re about to see is what we say it is. It’s a man at Wednesday’s Cavaliers parade rushing to a pile of crap, picking up a piece and putting it in his mouth. Then, at the end, he tosses another piece in the air and catches it in his mouth. He does not vomit. There are lots of terrified screams and giggles from the crowd. I’m 99 percent confident this was horse crap, because there were police horses at the parade.

Now that there’s a big enough warning, you can either keep scrolling to see the video, or turn back and not watch it. You don’t have to watch it, if you don’t want to. In fact, that’s probably the best way of taking in this post. But just in case you really want to see the video, here you go:

Oh ... god ... why? Why? Whyyyyy?

(h/t Deadspin)

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