Elena Delle Donne bestowed upon us some crushing news of what is prohibited in the bathrooms at the Olympics. The arts of poop fishing, peeing like a dog, upper decker defecation and vomiting are all no-gos in Rio.
You can’t toilet fish or pee like a dog in this Rio bathroom
There will be no fun had in this bathroom.
Delle Donne seems upset, as indicated by the emoji she used on Instagram, and she has a right to be — especially if she wasted suitcase space on a fishing rod. Just wait until male athletes find out they can’t pee horizontally -- which is incredible by the way. If you can pull that off without splashing the walls you should definitely be allowed to do it.
Way to be a buzzkill, Rio bathroom sign-makers.
Also you knew this was coming, but:
