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The adorable sports dachshunds are back and this time they’re playing golf

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Crusoe and Oakley are the sports Dachshunds the world needs. Previously, their sporting exploits included playing hockey, but now they’re hitting the links to show off their considerable golfing chops.

You probably have the same concerns I do about the veracity of this video. I see it, too. There appears to be a human controlling the golf swing, making these pups’ play a sham.

Yes, there’s definitely a wire controlling the club. So, what do we do? They clearly deserve to be kicked off the PGA Tour (Pup Golfing Association) but in this case I’ll keep their secret. My dogs wouldn’t even hold still for a swing.

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