Poor shepherd gets obliterated in sheep stampede

Here’s the deal: We’re showing you this so we feel better about ourselves. Yes, this is 100 percent a selfish endeavor. But in all honesty, you’re going to laugh.

This video from 2014 just started making the rounds this weekend, and it shows a herd of sheep utterly obliterating a poor German shepherd who was just trying to get her animals across a road.

The sheep became spooked when a car started down the road, and they immediately ran over their handler. Initially this is just an unfortunate event, but one ram is an utter jerk who decides to hit the shepherd again and then go in for the kill shot.

Let the lesson here be that we should all eat more lamb to stop these rams from reaching their final form.