Andy Dalton’s nickname is “The Red Rifle.” Got that Jim Nantz? Red Rifle. Be careful saying anything else, because it’s a potential minefield.
Jim Nantz accidentally called Andy Dalton ‘The Red Rocket’ and Tony Romo couldn’t resist laughing
Tony Romo is all of us.


James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
NOOOOO JIM! NOT “THE RED ROCKET”!!!
For the uninitiated, a red rocket is, well, it’s a dog’s penis. There’s not really a way to sugar coat this one. Tony Romo did his best to ignore Nantz’s flub, but finally cracked up when Nantz corrected himself.
Romo is all of us and he is a treasure.











