Notice anything about this bootleg pair of Jordans from China?
The Jumpman on these bootleg Jordans has a big ol’ juicy butt
Nice cheeks, MJ.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
DAT ASS THOUGH!
While we prepare for the shopping madness that is Black Friday, China is recovering from its own materialistic mega-day: “Singles Day.” Nov. 11 is the biggest shopping day in the world, thanks to single people in China celebrating with a shopping spree. Part of this is sharing their purchases on the internet, one of which was Jumpman with a big ol’ butt.
I’ve never seen Michael Jordan’s butt, so I don’t know if this is to scale — but I know that bootleg Jumpman has a very juicy rump. I’ll go so far to say that I haven’t seen a red butt this nice since Sexy Flanders.
Sure, there are a couple of small problems with bootleg Jumpman. His legs are different lengths, his feet look like tiny alligators and he has no neck. Honestly though, I’ll give it all a pass because of one thing ...
