I’m really alarmed by FOX Sports’ Chris Myers and how he thinks you burp a baby.
Delanie Walker performed CPR on a football, and the announcer thought he was burping a baby
Worst. Babysitter. Ever.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
“He’s ... he’s burping the baby! I love these celebrations!”
Delanie Walker is clearly performing CPR on the ball, but in the heat of the moment, Myers was searching to explain what was happening and went with burping the baby. Here’s a handy guide if you’re confused:
- How to burp a baby: Put the baby facing you on your chest or shoulder and gently pat its back until it burps.
- How not to burp a baby (aka theMyers method): Put the baby on the floor, begin chest compressions. Check to see if the baby is still breathing.
Remind me to never, ever, ever hire Myers as my child’s babysitter.
The next week, Walker showed Myers what burping a baby REALLY looks like after he scored against the Texans:
We hope Myers learned a valuable lesson.
