Dwayne Johnson has had a lot of pseudonyms over the years: The Rock, The People’s Champion, The Brahma Bull — but now it’s time to meet “Dwanta Claus.”
6 things we know about The Rock’s festive alter-ego, ‘Dwanta Claus’
Dwanta Claus is coming to town ...
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Congratulations, you’re getting Dwayne Johnson for Christmas — according to Entertainment Weekly. Hope we didn’t spoil the surprise. More aptly you’re getting Dwanta Claus, who is a little different. Here’s what you need to know about him:
- He wants tequila left for him instead of milk.
- He’ll visit your house if you’re naughty OR nice.
- He has the ability to turn candy canes into guitars.
- He’s always shirtless, no matter how cold it is.
- He’ll eat Santa Claus for breakfast.
- Dwanta Claus WILL break your Guinness World Records.
Unfortunately this was set just one day earlier by a high school ... but Dwanta Claus doesn’t care what your record is.
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