I want Boogie Cousins to give synopses on every movie ever released after seeing him explain Titanic.
You can’t truly understand ‘Titanic’ until DeMarcus Cousins explains it to you
This is so good.
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“So Jack, being the player that he was — he finessed the whole situation. He ended up bagging a girl named Rose. Rose was her name. It was supposed to be a happily ever after, but the cruise that they were all on ended up hitting an iceberg. The ship, you know, of course it sank. It was devastation everywhere. There was a lot of people in the water. There was some debris floating around there and there was just this door. This one door. Jack, being the player that he was, he let the lady, Rose, sit on the door so she wouldn’t be in the freezing cold water. Rose, she made Jack stay in the water! So Jack froze to death and Rose lived on to tell the story of this beautiful movie I’m telling you guys about.”
I really love Cousins’ adherence to the belief that Jack was a player, even in giving up the door and ostensibly killing himself for Rose. I’m still of the belief there was room on the door for both of them.
