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Someone stole Charlie Villanueva’s toilet

Wait, what?

by Matt Ellentuck

Someone actually walked in and stole Charlie Villanueva’s toilet right from his bathroom.

“They stole my toilet,” the former NBA player said on Twitter. “I’m not making this shit up. Still waiting @DallasPD”

Seventeen minutes before he revealed that his toilet was stolen, Villanueva tweeted that his home had been burglarized.

Wow. How far can someone actually make it with a toilet?

Update: It’s Wednesday morning, still no answers. Someone help Charlie.

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