This is by far the most fun pre-draft game:
This is how you figure out your NFL draft prospect name and destiny
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
- Take the name of what you ate for breakfast.
- Your favorite grade school teacher’s last name.
- The last state you visited.
- Your shoe size, multiplied by 10 and subtract your age.
For example: This morning I ate yogurt. My favorite teacher was Mr. Martin until he abruptly quit after we found a personal ad by him in the paper seeking companionship and referring to himself as a “cuddler and foot man.” I last visited Pennsylvania. I wear size 11 shoes and am 32 years old. So I’m ....
Yogurt Martin from Pennsylvania, pick No. 78.
Some of the responses we received are just astonishing.
“Chicken Adkins” is such a perfect Tennessee name.
That is such a good wide receiver name, Reece.
Jerky for breakfast?!
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A COLD PIZZA PIE THAT’S .... DEMORRAY!
I want your breakfast.
That’s a mouthful.
We’re so glad Redwine was your teacher’s name, Zachry. Got worried for a second.
