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Taco Bell should sponsor Taco Charlton and Byron Bell’s Cowboys camp battles

This is too perfect.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

The Dallas Cowboys took defensive end Taco Charlton with the No. 28 pick in the draft on Thursday night, and shortly following the pick, the team realized how incredible its training camp battle would be:

TACO VS. BELL!

This is every dream we could ever have rolled into one. You couldn’t find a more perfect offensive lineman to have Charlton play against when he hits the NFL. It’s almost ... too perfect.

Hear me out: The Cowboys signed Bell on March 24, or 3.24. He wears No. 76.

3.24 + 0.76 = 3.3.

Taco Charlton wore 33 for Michigan. This was the plan all along! TACO BELL WAS THE PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING! OK, probably not. But let us dream.

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