Oh, what’s that? They’re not “magic tricks,” they’re “illusions?” Settle down, Gob Bluth. David Blaine is hanging out with Tom Brady and Gisele at their house and wowing his new friends by eating glass.
David Blaine came over to Tom Brady’s house and ate some glass
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
The underrated star of this video is Brazilian television superstar Luciano Huck, who is absolutely losing it while Blaine munches down on the glass. Also props to Gisele who appears from out of frame to offer him a banana mid-meal.
Let’s be real here: There is a 100 percent chance Blaine has a frog in his stomach during this — just like he wowed Steph Curry with — but that’s beside the point. We’re here to try and work out what Blaine could be doing (other than chewing glass) that would blow Tom Brady’s mind.
- Turn his once-missing Super Bowl jersey into a pint of avocado ice cream.
- Teach him mind tricks that would make people buy a $200 cookbook.
- Make every strawberry in the world vanish so Tom doesn’t need to deal with them.
- Curse Roger Goodell so every football he touches deflates on contact.
- Suck the life-essence out of Jimmy Garoppolo so Tom can play another 20 years.
- Turn a hat that somehow turned up in your locker invisible.
- Grow a third kidney so you can finally drink like Gronk.
There’s no telling what these new BFFs will be up to next.
