Kevin Garnett - one of Earth’s best humans - was on stage with two men who are a part of the “I drink Colt 45s” club, Ben Wallace and Rasheed Wallace. For at least a minute or two, they watched highlight tapes of Garnett beating or trying very hard to beat someone’s damn ass.
Watch an unedited Kevin Garnett relive the glory days of beating some dude up
This is everything we’ve dreamed of.
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Observe (courtesy of the boys at “The PUP List” blog):
Because I’m all about the constant development of unity and race relations in this wonderful country, I have prepared for you a transcript of what you just saw:
KG: “This is just a hard foul. F**k it. They was hard-foulin’ me.”
Laughs
KG: “Man, turn this off. Don’t nobody wanna see this sh**.”
Sheed: “Uhnnnnnnhhh! Okay, Joe!”
Many laughs
Sheed: “Ain’t no, ain’t no post up ova here.”
KG: “Dog! Look. Look at Jazz! Look! I’m like, ‘what we doing Jazz?’”
ED NOTE: NO ONE KNOWS WHO JAZZ IS
Sheed: “Aye, but hold up, doe. Hold up, doe, fam.”
KG: “Nah, f**k that. What we doing?”
Inaudible words from the sound lady
Sheed: “Hold up, doe, fam. How you come to the joint wit ya hands like this?”
Sheed clenches his hands to make him look like an angry 7 year old
Sheed: “How you hold ya hands like this: ‘like n**** what?’ N***********.”
KG: “I just came in and said ‘What we doing?’ Look. I gave him a hard foul, right here. Shoot, they hard foulin’ we hard foulin’.
Sheed: “But the come over ... watch how you come over, tho, watch how you come over.”
KG: “I was wantin’ it the whole series wit this n****.”
KG then taps Ben Wallace who has been laughing and maybe half sleep for the first 40 seconds of this. Sheed however, is very awake
Sheed: “Ooouuuuuu n**** what? N**********ouuuuuuu.”
Laughter. Ben Wallace has now decided to stand
KG: “So then, he pushed me. HOLD ON, n****.”
Ben: “Is that why you mushed him?”
ED NOTE: an extreeeeeemely valid question
KG, pointing: “LOOK, I want it wit you! I WANT IT wit you! WHATS UP?!
Sheed: “Ayeeeeeeeee”
KG: “I want it wit you”
Sheed: “Ayeee”
Ben: indescribable laughter
KG: “I want it wit you, what’s happnin?”
Inaudible words
KG: “So look, I held eem up. I’M RIGHT HERE.”
Sheed: “BUM ASS RAEF LAFRENTZ.”
ED NOTE: can attest to the fact that Raef is a bum-ass
Ben, decidedly disappointed: “Raef LaFrentz.”
Bless the internet for this timeless gem.
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