Mario Kart is designed to screw you over. From the magic speed boosts trailing karts get, to the life-shattering Blue Shell — everyone has one of those moments. This string of bad luck is on a whole other level.
This ludicrous string of Mario Kart misfortune is proof that life is unfair
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Here are the steps that make this so awful:
- Hit with Red Shell in air.
- Hit with Blue Shell after landing.
- Hit with Green Shell on recovery.
- Bumped twice.
- Runs over bomb.
- Hit from behind by Piranha Plant.
The result is eight lost seconds of time total, and a drop from 1st to 12th in the matter of 30 seconds. Life is cruel.
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