The most painful moment of the Warriors parade happened on the stage when Kevin Durant was being introduced by team announcer Bob Fitzgerald:
Draymond Green falls out of seat listening to Warriors announcer’s corny Kevin Durant nicknames
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
He could have just said “NBA Finals MVP, Kevin Durant” but nooooo. Instead, we got a series of nicknames so corny we saw Draymond Green, Durant, and Steph Curry die from embarrassment on TV.
“He doesn’t like ‘Durantula’ He doesn’t like ‘Slim Reaper’”
“He likes KD. That’s GOTTA be for ‘Kid Dynamite’ or ‘Kevin Dominant’”
It was so painful that Steph just walked away from the stage. He couldn’t handle it anymore. Dray, he just collapsed on the ground in front of him — death by dad jokes.
