This longhorn riding shotgun in a sedan is having the time of its life

There’s nothing quite like the beauty of the open road.

You’ll never know what you’re going to see as you’re driving along: a fancy diner, some sort of random monument that you just have to take a photo next to, a longhorn riding shotgun in a sedan. You know, the usual things you see on a road trip.

No but for real, someone saw a longhorn riding in the front seat of a modified police cruiser which is absolutely stunning. It’s an architectural feat, as far as I’m concerned. And the longhorn looks like its having a great time. Imagine being able to go on a road trip for the first time falling in love with the melange of nature’s sounds going by faster than you ever thought imaginable and the radio blasting a warm top 40 hit. That’s probably what this longhorn felt then, and you should be jealous.

But why stop at allowing the longhorn to ride shotgun? There are plenty of other vehicular options that he have yet to explore.

Why don’t we get more large farm animals in sidecars? The animals get the benefit of breathing the air of the open road while not being as snug. There’s an instance here and there of cows on a sidecar, but we as a society need to do this more often.

You know what, screw it. We need these animals to ride on the driver’s side. We’re so close to self-driving cars on the road. If we’re certain this the future we want, then surely we can make room for our farm friends who are bereft of the joys that cruising on the road bring. If that doesn’t change your mind, then how about another picture of an animal in a sidecar. This time, it’s a pig.