Sports figures looking like Ted Cruz is not a new phenomenon — but getting them in the same photo ...
This side-by-side photo of Cubs owner Tom Ricketts with Ted Cruz is the freakiest thing
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
That’s Cubs owner Tom Ricketts along with Senator Ted Cruz. Ricketts is on the left, just so you know, because it’s easy to get the pair confused. This doppelgänger photo comes on the heels of the realization that Duke guard Grayson Allen also bears a striking resemblance to the senator.
Let’s take this a step further, shall we? What happens if you mix Ted Cruz, Tom Ricketts, and Grayson Allen into a single human being?
Oh God. It’s like all of them and none of them at the same time. What is happening? What is this world? Why do we exist? Why does Grayson Cruz Ricketts III exist?
Gonna need to think about the world for a bit.
