Here’s the Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor ‘Bad Lip Reading’ we’ve been waiting for

Pre-fight press conferences are the best absurdist theater. Contrived, pressurized rage to make us all think two fighters hate each other with the energy of a thousand suns. Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor have this down to a science with their four-city tour, and now “Bad Lip Reading” gave us the version we’ve been waiting for.

It’s a little difficult to follow the through-line at first when Floyd and Conor are just yelling at each other simultaneously, but it gets amazing toward the end when Mayweather picks up the mic to sing a song, “Watch out Rinaldo.”

Here are the lyrics if you want to sing along at home:

Watch out, Rinaldo.

At the fancy feast, I came for the froyo.

Then I look around and there’s one deer, two deers, three deers, four deers

And my little friend says “So many deers”

I don’t, belong, in this deer pack.

Watch out, Rinaldo.

Watch out, Rinaldo.

This is very good and both fighters would hate it — which makes it even better.