Ranking the best and worst official NFL fidget spinners

I’m sure you knew this was coming at some point. The NFL, in their infinite knowledge of what people love, has decided to make fidget spinners for every football team. Because really, why not? People love fidget spinners and people love football, and the NFL loves money.

“These accessories are yet another great way to sport a little bit of team inspired fandom everyday,” the “fidget spinners” section of nflshop.com reads.

But how great are they really? We decided to rank them from best to worst so you don’t have to. Fair warning: we only counted the ones with unique designs, because there’s nothing interesting about a fidget spinner with a team logo just printed on it. Also, fidget cubes don’t count either — if it can’t spin, it can’t win.

So here we go — NFL fidget spinners, ranked. You’re welcome <3.

This one just looks cool — it’s a little trippy, sure, but who doesn’t want to see kissing horses while fidget-spinning.

The Steelers’ fidget spinner might be more likable than the Steelers

The Eagles’ spinner is one good spin from flying away — so spin carefully.

Another team with a bird mascot, another dope fidget spinner — this one looks fierce (for a fidget spinner, anyway).

America’s Team, naturally, has America’s Fidget Spinner. This one takes advantage of the team’s star logo and the final product is sleek, simple, and spinny.

This one definitely isn’t winning the Super Bowl of fidget spinners. It looks unique, but it’s also clunky and, oh yeah, the Patriots.

Oakland is one of the league’s historically badass teams, but their fidget spinner is just ... OK. Definitely not one of the best-looking, but it still has that classic black and silver color scheme that just feels tough.

This one would be cool if the holes weren’t in the middle of the logos! That’s a serious error — I’m not even sure Giants superfan Eli Manning is going to buy one of these.

Cool a green fidget spinner.

Seriously, what is going on here? Did a bunch of SF logos get crushed in a trash compacter and accidentally melted into a fidget spinner shape in a furnace? No? Because that’s what this one looks like.

So there you have it, 10 NFL fidget spinners ranked from best to worst. Please, put your own rankings in the comments! I truly cannot wait to read them all.

Until then, like the planet Earth ... keep spinnin’.