Let’s be real — Shaq has big feet (size 22s, to be exact). So no matter what shoes he wears, people are gonna notice. That’s why, naturally, he decided to keep a low profile with a pair of shoes that literally have strobe lights on the bottom:
Shaq’s glowing sneakers are the coolest thing about the future
Forget hoverboards.
Wow. Now those are some bright shoes.
In fact, this whole thing looks like it’s out of the future — is Shaq out here stuntin’ on a space station or something? First of all, the shoes clearly look like they have a hover feature that could lift Shaq’s giant body off the ground in no time. And what is this club? Everyone is wearing all white and it certainly LOOKS like someplace from the future, but they’re also playing “Take It Easy” by Mad Lion, which came out in 1995, so who knows.
Shaq also took the opportunity provided by his wild new shoes to throw a lighthearted jab at Lonzo Ball’s Big Baller Brand, tagging his post #shaqshoestherealbigballerbrand. You know, that popular hashtag. And while Lonzo Ball’s shoes have gotten a lot of attention for their $500 price tag, I can’t even imagine how much Shaq’s glowing, possibly hovering sneakers cost.
Now let’s get every NBA player in a pair of these and also play the games in outer space!
