Here’s Stephen A. Smith dancing with the Jabbawockeez for some reason

Take a look, y’all:

That was how they began Friday’s episode of First Take: Stephen A. Smith dancing with the Jabbawockeez. The Jabbawockeez are good — they are talented dancers, and they have a really great cameo on the second season of Master of None.

Stephen A. Smith, on that other hand...I don’t know if we can qualify what Smith did as dancing. It started off with some popping-and-locking, and it wasn’t even great popping-and-locking. You can see him do the worm with his right arm and then raise his left arm like it’s been asleep:

Then he followed it up with...whatever this move is. It looks like he’s tip-toeing, presumably in his Jordans:

Vegas does weird things to you.