Fantasy sports have become the last acceptable bastion in which your bad sports puns are cheered — not reviled — by your friends. Whether it’s football, baseball, basketball, or hockey, there will always be an internal battle to determine who came up with the best team name.
Your pun-filled fantasy team names are better than we imagined
Steal one of these if you still need a fantasy team name.


James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
We love good puns. We love bad puns. We love good and bad sports puns.
These were your best.
We laughed.
We feel bad for laughing.
This is clever.
Feel free to steal any of these. I took 10 minutes to come up with a handful as well, and they’re all yours.
- Califournettecation
- Frequent Flyer Myles
- DeShone Kizer Soze
- Goff, why have you forsaken me?
- No harm, no Fowler Jr.
- Honey Funchess of Oats
- Return of the Khalil Mack
- Dee Ford Tough
- Stafford infection
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