Sometimes you’ve got to reinvent yourself, and in the lead up to Super Bowl 52, Bill Belichick now comes with a new hat.
Bill Belichick arrived in Minnesota wearing his dad’s hat
He kinda looks like a prohibition-era detective!
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
At Super Bowl Opening Night, Belichick explained that it was his dad’s hat that he was wearing, according to the Union Leader.
“That was my dad’s hat, so I thought I’d just toss that one on today,” Belichick said, adding that “Minnesota’s a good place to have a hat.” When asked if his longtime girlfriend Linda Holliday had any influence on the decision, Belichick said, “Yeah, she might have had a little bit to do with it.”
This new Dragnet Belichick comes with more features than any other Belichick has in the past. It has the grizzled demeanor and football knowledge you’ve come to love, but with so many new abilities — all built into a stylish hat.
This new Belichick has advanced features like ...
- Busting up underground speakeasies.
- Chasing rum-runners around Widow’s Neckbone.
- Subpar hostage negotiation techniques.
- Finding out which kids keep opening the fire hydrants during summer.
- Advanced suit carrying.
- Tossing hooch barrels into the disused grain silo down on 10th.
- And many more!
Buy now using your credit card and we’ll double your offer! That’s right, two Dragnet Belichicks for the price of one. Take one into the sandpit and leave one on your nightstand to judge your breathing technique while you sleep.
