Sonia Sosa’s birthday party was on Saturday night and she went with a cowboy theme, which led to this photo of Sammy Sosa and Sonia being unleashed on the world.
Sammy Sosa looks like an extremely tired steampunk gunslinger
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
I’m not going to say you shouldn’t have a cowboy party as an adult, because you absolutely should if that’s your jam — but Sammy’s look is ... something. It’s those pale blue dad jeans, the red cowboy hat and rose-covered shirt that makes him look like an android from Westworld if they were capable of experiencing weariness.
There was also dancing.
I can’t recall ever seeing a person who looked loose from a waist down and utterly terrified waist-up while dancing. Sammy has achieved something special.
