There’s a certain expectation when you have your bachelor party on St. Patrick’s Day — but even imagining the wildest scenario possible you probably don’t think of this.
Gronk crashed a bachelor party dressed like a leprechaun, said he could play for the ‘69ers’
Never change, Gronk.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
It looks like Gronk. It sounds like something Gronk would say. And it’s been established that Gronk was in Nashville for St. Paddy’s Day — so all of this checks out. There’s something simple and beautiful about putting in the effort to don a fake beard and hat, but not give an eff enough to wear anything but workout shorts and a short-sleeved hoodie.
Little did Gronk know he wasn’t simply crashing any bachelor party, but that of John Breech — an NFL writer for CBS Sports, and son of long-time kicker Jim Breech.
So at least we got one solid piece of information out of this: Gronk is still mulling his retirement. That’s good news for Patriots fans, but it seems he’s weighing his options with “the 69ers,” which isn’t currently a team, but in Gronk’s imagination anything is possible.
