Dwyane Wade got us feeling all nostalgic on Monday night after he yammed on the Sixers like it was 2006 again. Naturally everyone was excited, but especially Gabrielle Union who promised him a special surprise when he got home.
22 guesses as to what Gabrielle Union had waiting for Dwyane Wade at home
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James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
I have an overactive imagination, so naturally I was DROOLING at things Dwyane Wade could be coming home to.
- A thin-crust pizza from Dominos with THREE toppings.
- A DVR Monk marathon.
- Brand new Lego set.
- An avocado, but like, the ripeness is PERFECT.
- Every Fifth Edition Dungeons and Dragons book including the special variant-cover of Xanathar’s Guide to Everything.
- Spiral cut ham.
- Regular ham.
- Jamón ibérico (Iberian ham).
- Autographed photo of Tony Danza.
- A collection of thoughtfully curated American Chopper memes.
- Tickets to the Antique’s Roadshow.
- DRONES!
- Ice cream. Just a big ol’ bowl of slightly freezer burnt salted caramel ice cream. Look, I’m sorry it’s not more fancy, Dwyane — but I had to go to the gas station on the corner and it was all they had. It was almost 11 p.m. Look, I just wanted to surprise you. Well, you don’t look very excited.
- Impromptu tap lessons.
- A shirt that says “Pobody’s Nerfect.”
- A laser tag party and all your friends are invited.
- 33 oz. Orange Julius.
- Gift card to Spencer’s.
- A phone call from Buzz Aldrin.
- A Scotch egg.
- Some Scotch.
- Curated YouTube list of cat videos.
I hope Dwyane and Gabrielle had a good night.
