Please stop reading now unless your name is Tiger Woods. It’s Masters week, and I’m sure you’re very busy, Tiger — but I also know you love Monster energy drink the same way Yogi Bear loves pic-a-nic baskets.
Tiger Woods loves Monster energy drinks. So I ranked them for him.
Here you go, Tiger. Sorry Gronk.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
I know you’ll need to keep your energy levels up this week, and with the help of a corporate sponsor like Monster I know you can do it. So here’s your cheat sheet for which drinks you should reach for, because I know you don’t have the time to taste test them all.
- Monster Import Super Premium.
- Monster Zero Ultra.
- Monster Energy.
- Monster Ultra Citron.
- Monster Ultra Blue.
- Mango Loco Juice Monster.
- Monster Assault Energy.
- Loca Moca Java Monster.
- Monster Ultra Sunrise.
- Monster Ultra Black.
- Solaris Monster Maxx.
- Salted Caramel Java Monster.
- Monster Absolutely Zero.
- Super Dry Monster Maxx.
- Ripper Juice Monster.
- Monster Rehab.
- Monster Ultra Violet.
- Monster Ultra Red.
- Kona Blend Java Monster.
- Eclipse Monster Maxx.
- Khaos Juice Monster.
- Vanilla Light Java Monster.
- Pipeline Punch Juice Monster.
- Irish Blend Java Monster.
- Monster Energy Gronk.
