Tony Hawk is the latest fictional character* to get a Funko Pop and his looks tired. So very very tired.
Why is Tony Hawk’s Funko Pop so damn tired?
Do a 900, Tony! Then sleep.
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James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
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I’ve scoured a great deal of the Funko Pop line and I have no found any other figure with these same eye bags as Hawk. What does Funko Hawk have to be so tired about? This is obviously a very generous, youthful representation of Hawk — and he looks absolutely exhausted.
Even the I Love Lucy line isn’t as tired as Hawk.
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I like to think that Funko Hawk is the existential crisis in the life of any Funko. The realization that you have no purpose other than take up space, exist, and cause years of regret from owners wondering “Why did I buy a set of Royal Family Funko Pops again?”
Here’s to you Funko Hawk. I hope you get the sleep you need.
*I refuse to believe Tony Hawk is anything more than a construct created for video games.
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