Matt Ryan is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. He also dresses like the cover model of that 2006 J. Crew catalog you see in the waiting room of your dentist.
Matt Ryan is the most regular-looking athlete and everyone has jokes
Organic kale enthusiast Matt Ryan was ready for game day.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
It’s the tote bag that really caps off this ensemble. It says “I am an adult who is DETERMINED to get some microgreens at the farmer’s market to top off my omelette.” It’s great. Seriously. How many people do you know who can dress like this and then utterly dismantle people with a cannon arm?
I thought so.
That said, we can still poke just a little bit of fun at Matty Ice for this look — and Twitter has already taken care of that for us.
You do you, Matty Ice — and pick me up some broccolini.
