Upon clicking on that headline, you knew you were in for a sexy story. And you’ll get it! Kind of! Aubrey Huff, the Giants’ most valuable offensive weapon during their World Series-winning season, has remarked that he’s thinking about wearing his thong during the parade. Like, only his thong.
Will We See Aubrey Huff In His Thong During The Giants’ World Series Parade?
Warning: Giants slugger Aubrey Huff is considering a grand unveiling for his lucky red thong at the parade.
“I’m probably going to wear it all by itself in the parade,” Huff said. “I better get a spray tan, huh?”
Is he joking? It’s difficult to say, but this Giants team has successfully manufactured a silly, iconoclastic image this season. And unlike most parts of the country today, the temperature in San Francisco is a pleasant 70 degrees, which I would imagine is ideal thong climate.
And... okay, listen. This season, Aubrey Huff recorded more RBI than anyone else on his team, a team that needed every single run it could get. He drove in four critical runs against the Rangers in the World Series. He’s an 11-year veteran with great career numbers who, somehow, has never been voted an All-Star. Prior to this season, he had never reached the playoffs with any team; in fact, he has spent almost his entire career with cellar-dwelling teams. If any player deserves to ride through the streets nearly buck-naked if he so chooses, it’s Aubrey Huff. Damn it, he’s earned this.
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