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Come Fan with UsTuesday, June 23, 2026

Brian Wilson Runs Through Giants’ World Series Parade Crowd, Incites Crippling Waves Of Beard-Fearing

The CSN broadcast crew doesn’t seem to have noticed, but during the Giants’ World Series parade, closer Brian Wilson has apparently left his trolley and taken to the San Francisco streets. From local radio station KCBS:

Brian Wilson bolts from the cable car, running down Market Street in silver shoes. Fear the beard.

This comes minutes after Wilson stuck his mohawked head out of the car and yelled, “SAN FRANCISCO, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!” And, yes, he is still wearing his beard. Either before or after bolting from his trolley, Wilson said this:

Reporter: Is the beard coming off?
Brian Wilson: Are you kidding me? Fear the Beard for life!

There it is, folks. Brian Wilson has left the float, but his beard is apparently not going anywhere.

For more, be sure to check out our excellent Giants blog, McCovey Chronicles, and our San Francisco site, SB Nation Bay Area.

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