Jamie Moyer accused Chipper Jones of stealing signs during Saturday's game between the Braves and Rockies. Jones, who was furious about the charge, used impeccable logic to argue his case with reporters after the game. From David O'Brien of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Chipper Jones Vs. Jamie Moyer
↵↵“I mean, dude, we don’t need signs, especially for him. I mean, my goodness, every pitch is 78 [mph]. Come on.”
↵↵[...] “See, this is what happens when you get a pitcher who comes from a team that [relays signs] constantly — the Phillies,†Jones said. “And he is so paranoid that every single team does it — which is not the case.”
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