Aroldis Chapman was hit in the face by a line drive on Wednesday, but thankfully "only" suffered a concussion, facial fractures, and lacerations on his face. He also had a metal plate inserted into his head.
Aroldis Chapman has infinite staples in his head
You probably shouldn’t even click this just to be safe.
Hey, did you know when they insert a metal plate into your head, they also empty an entire stapler into you? If you didn’t, and don’t want to see the evidence, you should probably just bail now.
I told you to bail, dammit, why didn’t you listen to me?
Here’s hoping Chapman has a speedy recovery, and is blowing 100-plus mile per hour heat past opposing batters sooner than later.
