Listen, it’s not the eyes. This is Max Scherzer, we’re all used to that. His bobblehead is still terrifying, though:
This Max Scherzer bobblehead is terrifying
Please stop looking at me, bobblehead.


The Max Scherzer Bobblehead at Comerica. #detail pic.twitter.com/nVpDmaRpB9
— Tom Leyden (@TomLeyden) March 31, 2014 That smile makes Bobble Scherzer look like the Joker without his makeup on, or like he knows a terrible secret about you. That secret possibly being that he’s going to steal your soul while you sleep.
As if it weren’t frightening enough to begin with, it’s a life-sized bobblehead. I am never going outside again.
UPDATE: There is also a Tommy LaSorda life-sized bobblehead:
Just a man and his life-sized bobblehead: pic.twitter.com/1gCRUJd95k
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 31, 2014 AHHHHHHHHHHHH SB NATION DOES NOT ENDORSE LIFE-SIZED BOBBLEHEADS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM











