If you dislike Hank the Dog -- whom the Brewers adopted during spring training -- then we can't be friends, but maybe this will finally soften your cold, dead heart:
Hank the Dog has a new Brewers dog house
Being in the dog house isn’t a bad thing when you’re a dog.
Christian Petersen
We think he likes it! #Brewers #BallparkPup #HankHouse http://t.co/iMy7G7gByu pic.twitter.com/PWvtB8lQkt
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) April 21, 2014 It’s a mobile dog home that will move around the park all season long, so if you’re lucky, Hank will be relaxing by your seat this summer.
It sounds like there’s a dude saying, “He’s gotten chubby” during that video. Listen, Hank is just living large post-adoption. He’s earned it. I mean, look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
