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We’re nearly down to the final weekend of the 2015 regular season, as the Astros have already wrapped up their penultimate series and the Yankees, Angels, and Twins are all in the process of doing the same on Thursday. The Blue Jays clinched the AL East on Wednesday, meaning there are just two playoff spots unclaimed in the league: the AL West title, and the second wild card. Technically, the first wild card in the AL is also unclaimed, but that seems unlikely to change hands, as the Yankees are 2.5 games up on the Astros for it as of Thursday morning. Unless they fail to win again in 2015, the Yankees are more than likely taking one of those two spots -- Baseball Prospectus puts their wild card probability at 99.9 percent.
Another loss to the Red Sox on Thursday coupled with wins by the Angels, Astros, and Twins could swing those odds quite a bit, but as the Yankees are three up on Los Angeles and four up on Minnesota it’s easy to see why their chances of not making the postseason are currently 0.1 percent (and why this column’s headline says “4 AL teams” rather than “5”). It’s not even so much that they have cushion, it’s that everyone else is running out of time to reach them. The Twins get some extra emphasis on that note, as their elimination number is three and they sit 1.5 back of the Astros for the lowest hanging fruit left.
The Angels are the team with the greatest chance of upsetting the order as you see it Thursday morning. They finish out the year against the Rangers with a four-game set, and are three games back of them at this time. They are only half-a-game back of the Astros, too, so downing the Rangers this weekend might not net the Angels the division, but it could help secure it for Houston. The Angels can’t afford to lose or even split this series, as the AL West would then be closed off to them, leaving the wild card their final hope for the postseason.
- Josh Donaldson paused mid-celebratory interview on Wednesday to finish off his beer.
- Teammate Mune Kawasaki upstaged him as far as drunken post-clinching antics go, though.
- Marcus Stroman, who missed almost all of 2015 thanks to a freak knee injury in the spring, was back in time to clinch the Blue Jays' first division title -- and first playoff appearance -- since 1993. Stroman was two years old in '93, by the way.
- The Cardinals won game number 100 in spite of all of those injuries, making them the first team to do so since the Phillies in 2011. The victory also secured the NL Central for them, dooming the Pirates to the NL Wild Card Game against the Cubs. Get ready for Gerrit Cole vs. Jake Arrieta in a winner-take-all, y'all.
- Jordan Zimmermann might have made his final start in a Nationals' uniform.
- The Cliff Lee era is officially over, as the Phillies declined his option and it seems unlikely Lee is ever going to pitch again given his age and elbow troubles.
- The Mets and their fans got a scare on Wednesday when Yoenis Cespedes was struck by a pitch on his hand, but no worries: the scans came back negative, and he simply has a contusion on two fingers.
- The Astros might not make the postseason, but their season is a success, anyway. This assumes, of course, that their future actually is bright, and that 2015 won't be looked back upon as some cruel, almost-made-it joke.
- There are Dusty Baker manager rumors in the NL West, and they don't really make a lot of sense. And yet...
- The Red Sox replaced Don Orsillo on their broadcast, and rumors are now swirling that they are either replacing Jerry Remy or reducing his schedule. So far, there are denials from those in the know on it, but it's worth keeping an eye on since NESN doesn't exactly deserve your trust.
- Mike Trout is one of eight current MLB players labeled as a five-tool player, and he's far and away their king.











